"Revelation2" by Jonah Jones
"Best Original Screenplay"
Although they have had since the time of the dinosaurs to prepare for it, the Day of Judgement has become the Month of Judgement.. The angels and demons trying to administer the separation of souls are so far behind schedule that even the executive classes of Heaven and Hell are being brought in to cover up the chaos.
One particular foul up, amongst so many, involves the placing of God's mark upon two humans - Jake and Sarah, who are apparently destined to be set on His right hand, whereas Harry and Mary are for the left, if not the other place. A herald cherub, Tweetiel, who has been given the task of delivering God's favour to Jake and Sarah, collides with a purging demon, Azimodes, over the Ecuadorian jungle and the wrong pair (Harry and Mary) is carried off by a demon clean-up squadron. This apparently simple error begins to snowball as the angels try to cover it up, simply to maintain the good names of their various departments.
As Azimodes and his colleagues try to get Sarah and Jake to the judging grounds, the hosts of Heaven start throwing everything they have at them, including the MRW (mighty rushing wind, to you). Mid-air dog-fights between angels and demons abound as does the introduction of the beasts from Revelation - the book, remember? Things are also getting sticky amongst the upper echelons of Heaven and Hell as the various departments and factions dance the dance of blame and blame avoidance. The higher up you go, the dirtier the dealing seems to get. Angelic Civil Service officers begin behaving in an increasingly demonic manner as the stakes are raised. Tweetiel, the less than innocent cherub, is meanwhile convincing Harry and Mary that if they play ball, they will get to Heaven, sending their colleagues to the other place. Having achieved his goal, he is dismayed to discover that his superiors have done the dirty on him and dropped him into that which "is downright unmentionable in these parts, my dear Tweetiel".